Confuzius

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without.

Confucius (c.551-479 BC) Chinese philosopher

Old timers sex

Old Timers Sex - This is too funny to be dirty - enjoy!

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

'Yes', she says, 'I remember it well.' 'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?' 'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer heard their conversation and thinks to himself, 'I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.'

The elderly couple walk haltingly, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. They get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for ten minutes as both make loud noises, moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed, thinking that he has learned something about life and old age he didn't know about. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

As the couple pass by him he says, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'